[ Alex takes off his glasses to rub at the tension forming a crease in his brow. His family has made a tradition of a lot of the weirdly specific and specifically weird. Both his grandmother and sister had made husbands of enemy agents they'd seduced to the enemy cause.

Thomas Price, Alex's grandfather, had been pulled into another dimension, leaving his pregnant wife behind. Grandma Alice has been hopping dimensions looking for him (and losing her mind, in most of the family's opinion) ever since.

A small horror begins to dawn on Alex. ]

If anyone back home knows what's happened, someone is almost definitely going to be looking for me. She'll be blonde, petite and really pissed off. [ He honestly just doesn't know if it's going to be Shelby, Grandma Alice, or both. ]