[ Cardassian doesn't seem to ring any bells for him, but he does have to swallow several jokes about reality television thanks to knowledge gleaned from commercial breaks during his sister's dance competition appearances.
Truth be told, finding out the Kardashian family are secretly aliens wouldn't be the strangest thing he's discovered in his life. There are FOUR designer handbags.
The look on his face before he explains looks a lot like a by-the-book Starfleet officer giving very careful thought to where the Prime Directive can be bent, if not broken. ]
In zoological studies, not generally, unless you're working in areas with a lot of black market and poaching activity. But in cryptozoological studies, people wanting to kill me is more common than not. I don't suppose an organization called the Covenant of St. George ever made any history books, did they? Because that would make explaining my life a lot easier, and make me sound a lot less like I'm suffering from a very, very complicated delusion.
[ He doesn't find it likely, but he also can't imagine them giving up their mission of human-superiority-at-any-cost very easily, even with four hundred years of scientific and technological progress. The last four hundred years certainly hadn't changed them very much, other than their usual choice of weaponry. ]
I probably will still sound delusional, actually, just try not to diagnose me with anything until I've had the chance to show you proof. [ He left "proof" back at his base camp, and they're is bound to be... excitable by now. And possibly constructing new religious rites around the cache of tealight candles they'd found. ]
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Truth be told, finding out the Kardashian family are secretly aliens wouldn't be the strangest thing he's discovered in his life.
There are FOUR designer handbags.The look on his face before he explains looks a lot like a by-the-book Starfleet officer giving very careful thought to where the Prime Directive can be bent, if not broken. ]
In zoological studies, not generally, unless you're working in areas with a lot of black market and poaching activity. But in cryptozoological studies, people wanting to kill me is more common than not. I don't suppose an organization called the Covenant of St. George ever made any history books, did they? Because that would make explaining my life a lot easier, and make me sound a lot less like I'm suffering from a very, very complicated delusion.
[ He doesn't find it likely, but he also can't imagine them giving up their mission of human-superiority-at-any-cost very easily, even with four hundred years of scientific and technological progress. The last four hundred years certainly hadn't changed them very much, other than their usual choice of weaponry. ]
I probably will still sound delusional, actually, just try not to diagnose me with anything until I've had the chance to show you proof. [ He left "proof" back at his base camp, and they're is bound to be... excitable by now. And possibly constructing new religious rites around the cache of tealight candles they'd found. ]